#*trying not to laugh*

[qrowsofafeather]

weirdasksweirdasks— *ahem* uhh, pick an ice-cream flavor and a drink to associate with your OC? *runs away*

senpai has given Dobby an ask-

Hmm... I feel like she'd like root beer floats, the really cheap vanilla ice cream that comes in the massive tubs, and with MUG soda have you ever actually seen an advertisement for MUG or A&W? No they're just quietly having their rivalry in gas station coolers which she has very strong opinions over.

As for what I'd associate with her, some 'weird' flavor of Faygo like peach or pineapple-orange, or something regionally beloved like Moxie, or that one Scottish root beer that tastes like baseball park bubblegum, which sounds gross but I liked it. They're kind of acquired tastes and have an almost culty following - sure 7 important demons canonically fall for the MC, but this MC seems a bit 'off' from the standard human range, even accounting for the unusual circumstances.

mmm ice cream 🤤its too cold outside for that rn 😞 Toasted coconut? Or maybe more along the line of s'mores/moose tracks? Nothing fancy, but if you're not expecting it then the sudden chunky textures are going to catch you off guard, like a more pleasant "I wanted choccy chip but this is raisin" cookie surprise - she puts up a front that's wildly different than her 'true self', and was herself in turn surprised by how much she identifies with Lucifer and Satan's respective struggles, which I feel compliments her dominant blended Pride/Wrath aura.

[funtergeist]

credit to @/thornrings for the idea

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[astronnova]

awesome girl with a REALLY lame crush. my favorite

[artsymeeshee]

Welp :)))

I finally got the time to get to the idea I had where Ford and Soos handle doing a tour together. Of course, they don’t get to have it so easy :p (Also Ford and Soos bonding!!)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i dont even know what im doing anymore

[salamispots]

when your dog starts vibrating because treat

[drulalovescas]

Being Jensen Ross Ackles wasn't easy on the day of shooting the confession

[supertaliart]

More Skywalker Sibling time! Now with a sequel

Part 3

[petalsonthemoonligh]

I always laugh when people paint Peeta as a soft, innocent, almost a push over type of guy. Like this boy was eating Katniss up in arguments, making innuendos while on his deathbed, and beating up guys if they threaten his girl. Like come on now.

[bootleg-grandpa]

My headcanon is that their love(hate) language is sending or showing each other memes

[bet-on-me-13]

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[izzi-rads]

"Get driving, driver!" The Amazing Digital Mafia AU belongs to @antisquare / @the-amazing-digital-mafia

[retrochao]

Yeah this hedgehog's a star. No it doesnt mean anything <3 I Prommy <3<3

ALSO THIS TOOK TWO YEARS BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT <3 ENJOY

[proxythe]

the #1 princess in the world ☀️

[catmask]

my fiance and i both have gay voice n we were out at a cafe today when a lady walked by w her young daughter who stopped dead in her tracks when she heard us talking, looked up to us w visible confusion/curiosity and after a moment of contemplation went 'mama thats boys!' very proud of her discovery nd i dont think that ive ever been clocked in a funnier way my whole life